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Virginia Maxwell ([personal profile] bantorain) wrote2010-08-30 11:07 pm

Fifth Wind

Um... Okay, this is going to be bugging me, but that phone call mentioned it and I just have to ask because SOMEONE around here is bound to know more than I know on the topic but...

What in the heck is a "Love Hotel"? I'm getting the impression it's an inn for couples? I mean that's the impression I got from the woman.

[[ If you don't get why she's saying it that way, look up how "Louvre" is actually pronounced. ]]

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
My time is valuable, my dear girl. I have other things to attend to given the brewing storm.

...If it's useful, these homes seem to have encyclopaedias. Look up the human body, and in specific the reproductive system. It would be far more educational than a disembodied voice on the phone speaking to you about things with no way to demonstrate.

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon, ma'am, but I'm not an idiot. I know what those things are. What does that have to do with this?

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Then you know what its associated innuendos are, and as such should be able to put together the pieces that you're missing yourself.

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm gonna be sick.

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't worry unless your 'husband' is a drone.

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
To be perfectly honest, it doesn't make me feel much better.

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There are not many men here who would force a woman, excepting drones. And being inside of such a place will not taint you if you are not participating in debauchery.

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to believe that, ma'am, I really would, but I've still got a REALLY bad feeling about this.

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be because there's little doubt that this is anything more than an elaborate sadistic trap. [Tone = Are you dense, lass?]

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But what kind of trap? I'll definitely need to be on guard...

[identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If we knew -that- it wouldn't be such an issue.

[identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we'll just have to see what happens...